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NOW SHOWING THROUGH 7/16

A gory feminist musical comedy aimed at the sexy, monster-loving teen we all keep buried in our hearts and middle school journals.

Just picture him…
the man of your NIGHTMARES!

Stella, Grace, and Madison are three BFFs who’ve been planning their perfect Senior Prom since Kindergarten. The most essential element of a perfect prom? A perfect date, of course. Luckily the girls have summoned their dream dates even if they are a bit, well … dead. But when Prom takes a turn for the worse, and their perfect dates reveal themselves to be perfectly monstrous, will the girls–and more importantly THEIR FRIENDSHIP–survive!?

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NOW SHOWING THROUGH JULY 16th

Off-Broadway at The Players Theatre

ACCESSIBILITY

The Players Theatre is on the first floor, but there are several steps up from the sidewalk. Additionally, the bathroom is down a flight of stairs.

CONTENT WARNING

The show contains some strong language, suggestive dialogue, and some staged violence. We recommend audiences of 13 years or older.

Contact thetroublewithdeadboyfriends@gmail.com for more information about the show.

Cast and Team

Class of 2023

Heather Sawyer
STELLA
Alia Cuadros-Contreras
GRACE
Zoe Dean
MADISON
Stephanie Hawkins
SMILEY CINDY / OTHERS
Will Einbinder
LUCIAN
Hagan Oliveras
SILENCE
Patrick Voss Davis
ZACHARY
Patrick Swailes Caldwell
COACH SNELL / OTHERS
Sophia Carlin
UNDERSTUDY
Jonah McKinley
UNDERSTUDY
Princess Skittles
CLASS PET
Barnabus
CLASS PET
Heather Sawyer
STELLA
Alia Cuadros-Contreras
GRACE
Zoe Dean
MADISON
Will Einbinder
LUCIAN
Hagan Oliveras
SILENCE
Patrick Voss Davis
ZACHARY
Stephanie Hawkins
SMILEY CINDY / OTHERS
Patrick Swailes Caldwell
COACH SNELL / OTHERS
Princess Skittles
CLASS PET
Sophia Carlin
UNDERSTUDY
Jonah McKinley
UNDERSTUDY
Barnabus
CLASS PET

Faculty and Staff

ANNIE PULSIPHER
Book and Lyrics

ALEX PETTI
Music and Lyrics

STEPHEN M. ECKERT
Director